No, no, no need to worry. It's not like you'll see me coming, It's not like you'll know that I am staring, It's not like you'll know anything about it.
Spectator | Agnostic | Aquarius | Amuse Me
  • gears-keep-turning:

     snow snek is so pretty

    • guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
    • female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
  • aviculor:

    clannyphantom:

    why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

    it’s the only way they can hear it

    (via adifferentkindofinfinite)

  • theslinkylizard:

    Dragon noms~

  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

    YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

    Cub: DAD STOP

    Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

    Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

    Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

    (Source: lalulutres, via oblibious)

  • iheartgot:

    We’ve heard some troubling tales. Is there any truth to them? Has this boy mistreated you?

    (via tumblrofthrones)