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Anonymous asked: Wtf is Tim Hortons though


tim hortons is my life, and without it i would be nothing. it is what fuels me, what makes me want to see the light of tomorrow. wikipedia defines it is “a Canadian multinational fast casual restaurant” but it is so much more. tim hortons is indescribable as it is not solely canada’s most beloved chain coffee and bake shop, but a full experience. even the scent of fresh coffee brewing, hot donuts right out of the oven, and the faint lingering of burned bagels is enough to set my head spinning. you can’t simply just ask a canadian to define tim hortons, because tim hortons defines a canadian

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I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places, the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place.

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Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

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Learning the Essentials of Plotting Your Novel


I get a lot of questions about plotting, so I figured I’d write up some tips on getting started. Learning how to plot your novel can be difficult, but it’s really all about knowing what your characters want and how they’re going to get it or attempt to get it. A character with motivations and goals will help focus your plot and get you to figure out where it needs to go. Here are a few essentials when it comes to plotting your novel:

Create a plot skeleton

It helps to first jot down the key elements of the story you want to tell. Creating a plot skeleton means getting down to the bare bones of your story. What’s most important? What scenes are essential to your story? Once you figure out those key scenes and have some semblance of a beginning, middle, and an end, you’ll see your story start to come together.

Work on a timeline

If you’re having trouble figuring out when you want things to happen, try working on a timeline. What event needs to happen first in order to lead into the next big event? Your story is going to have some ups and downs, so you need to make sure your story is paced well. You don’t want action, action, action without any rest for your readers. Learning to pace your novel well is an important skill to have as a writer. I suggest reading up on story arcs.

Focus on characters

Your characters will tell the story if you let them. Focusing on the wants and needs of all your characters will help build the plot for you. It’s sometimes as easy as that. Think about what your character wants and go from there. What journey will your character be in for? What does the antagonist want? How do they stand in the way of your protagonist? Think about how one action leads to the next.

Make sure your scenes connect

When telling a story you don’t want to keep saying “and then this happens”. Then you’re just stringing together events without thinking about how they build on each either. You need to think about the “but” in your story. Something like this helps; “Amy wanted to go the school dance, but her mother doesn’t want her to go.” This explains that Amy really wants to do something, but another person is standing in her way. You can begin to think about conflict and why Amy’s mother doesn’t want her to go. You can begin to piece together a story and connect the dots.

Flesh out your story

Once you have all the big scenes figured out, you can begin to add extra detail and flesh out your novel.  Spend more time thinking about your world and the specific details of your characters. Work on scenes that will help reveal the setting and all those character details. Figure out what interactions are necessary to give your readers important information. Each scene should work to push the story to its resolution.

Let your characters resolve their problems

It’s very important that you let your characters resolve their problems on their own. If you’re developing your characters along the way, the resolution should be a result of them finally gaining the power, knowledge, strength, etc., to fix things. I know not every story will be “resolved”, but if you want your protagonist to grow in some way they need to figure out their own problems instead of relying on other factors to get them through. A good plot shows how your characters learned to overcome their obstacles on their own.

-Kris Noel

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Bathroom Batman [radicallay]

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mgjonoes asked: Strengths and weaknesses of each sign?


Strengths: Independent, Adventurous, Self-disciplined, daring, ambitious, dynamic.
Weakness: Superficial, selfish, Hot-headed, can be arrogant; can get concerned with others opinions.
Strengths: Reliable, loyal, secure, loving, strong, determined, practical, logical.
Weakness: Materialistic, jealous, stubborn, sensitive, head-strong, suspicious of others.
Strengths: talkative, versatile, youthful, energetic, funny, curious, cheerful, convincing.
Weakness: annoying, gossipy, tense, inconsistent, easily irritated.
Strengths: Friendly, understanding, dependable, patriotic, creative, happy, kind, flirty.
Weakness: Sensitive, protective, changeable, smothering, touchy, hostile, moody.
Strengths: Good leader, Magnanimous, extravert, faithful, magnetic, likeable, flamboyant.
Weakness: Overbearing, can use others, big ego, afraid of rejection, controlling
Strengths: Smart, analytical, rational, hardworking, neat, appealing, nice
Weakness: discriminating, narrow-minded, snobbish, rigid, critical, fussy.
Strengths: Charming, Social, generous, charismatic, fair, persuasive, indifferent, resourceful.
Weakness: Emotional, easily offended, Self-indulgent, indecisive, easily depressed, argumentative, dependent on others.
Strengths: Sexual, passionate, charming, vibrant, magnetic, fearless, ambitious, influential.
Weakness: Manipulative, emotional, vengeful, spiteful, menacing, can become antisocial
Strengths: Open-minded, optimistic, casual, outspoken, carefree, good-humored, unique.
Weakness: Restless, careless, self-righteous, impulsive, some tend to be push-overs, un-inhibited, flaky.
Strengths: Witty, clever, tenacious, natural leader, social, accepted by others well, industrious, ambitious, amusing.
Weakness: Single-minded, pessimistic, ruthless, competitive, hard-headed, controlling over loved ones.
Strengths: Good story-teller, charismatic, idealist, humanitarian, cordial, open-minded, issue-oriented.
Weakness: distant/aloof, childish, thoughtlessness, antisocial, obstinate, unemotional.
Artistic, imaginative, multi talented, compassionate, people oriented, receptive & perceptive.
Weakness: vindictive, lethargic, clueless, mean, cold, unpredictable, irrational, emotional.